Update #3: Saatvik is no more OUR best friend. This website has been decommissioned.
Update #2: Saatvik is getting a lot of interest from ESL Pro League. Thank you strangers.
Update:
With fake sadness in our hearts and immense sense of relief in our brains we would like to inform you that Saatvik was banned.
Some media houses argued - "Was he too good?"
Our response - "Are you blind or braindead?"
One gamer that goes by the name of Ageless responded to the news with:
"Mashallah brother, this holy month of Ramadan this is all I prayed for hours. Now I shall pray for his PC to die."
We surveyed 69,420 Gamers across the world about their experience playing with Saatvik and if they think he can be pro at gaming?
The results were eye-opening, mind-blowing and shocking!
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Saatvik
He is an amazing Gamer, I think he will be one of the best in the world. He is so handsome as well. Let me know if you have a daughter who is of marriageable age. Where I come from I haven't seen a woman in centuries.
Saatvik's Mom
How does he hit the ACCEPT button with that aim?
El Fluff
If you are ever in a gunfight with Saatvik, remember, the safest place to stand is in front of his gun.
PotatoesGonnaPotate
I support abortion up to whatever age Saatvik is
Soy un Dorito
Saatvik is about as useful as pedals on a wheelchair.
Nachi
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
WinterRaven
Whenever I play with Saatvik I always wonder "How do I change the difficulty from harmless bots"?
ActualSloth
When I play with Saatvik, the only hope I have for a comeback is jerking off into a fan.
Ageless
Some babies were dropped on their heads but Saatvik was clearly thrown at a wall.
Awesome Banana
I could swallow bullets and shit out a better spray than Saatvik.
Tempeh
"Why can't I take control of this bot?"
Arnold Shivajinagar
I'd say uninstall but he'd probably miss that too.
Bot Tom
If I was to commit suicide, I would jump from Saatvik's ego to his elo
killmetalcore
The only thing Saatvik has every carried in a game is the spike
Vasuwu
My dead dad has better aim than Saatvik. It only took him one bullet.
Saladass
Whenever I play with Saathvik, I would rather kill my sheep than trade with him.
DoctorJellyfish
If Saatvik were a Valorant agent, his ultimate ability would be solo queuing, but guess what? He's never even activated it. Since Valorant dropped in 2020, the only thing he's begged Riot for is to get rid of those stupid stationary barrels that seem to have a personal vendetta against his headshots.
His therapist, in a desperate attempt to get him to engage with the real world, suggested he try "body doubling" in events. So now he waddles alongside his teammates in Valorant and CS, blocking their every move like it's an Olympic sport.
And don't get me started on the noise complaints from his neighbors. Turns out, it wasn't some wild party or construction work keeping them up at night. Nope, it was just Saatvik, painstakingly reloading after every two measly bullets. Classic.
Nachi
If Catholics see Saatvik play, they'll start promoting Abortions
BullDawg
Merch Drop Soon
